2011-06-27

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2011-04-19

Gate's 11 Rules

In Bill Gates' Book for high school and college graduates, there is a list of 11 things they did not learn in school. In his book, Bill Gates talks about how feelgood, politically-correct teachings created a full generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this education set them up for failure in the real world.

The 11 things are:

1. Life is not fair, get used to it.

2. The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

3. You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.

4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.

5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

6. If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about our mistakes, learn from them.

7. Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the closet in your own room.

8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

10. Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.




2011-04-15

Sista Big Bone




Sista Big bone, can a brotha walk you home?



Anthony Hamilton / Sista Big Bone



Some day I'll be walkin alone
And you'll step on the scene where I'll be
Hopefully you'll be touched by my charm
And the words of the song will lead the way
Bright eyes, and thangs, dark hair, earrings
Just a few of the things I like about you

Sista Big bone
Can a brotha walk you home
Look like a plate of neck bones
I'd like to keep your body warm

Frankly, i admire your style
How you go into work everyday
Confidence in your walk in your stride
Have my nose open wide miss thang
I'd like to take you on a nice day
Shoot some riddles have some vittles with you
Make no mistake, I'll be a gentleman
Take your coat open doors things I'll do

Sista Big bone
Can a brotha walk you home
Look like a plate of neck bones
I'd like to keep your body warm

I'd like to dance with you
Hold hands, and walk with you,
Sing songs, and stare at you,
Miss thang, miss thang

Sista Big bone
Can a brotha walk you home
Look like a plate of neck bones
I'd like to keep your body warm



Anthony Hamilton
Sista Big Bones
Ain't Nobody Worryin' (2005)


2011-03-29

芭蕾女孩




Funky!!!



Coach / Ballerina



Wow

one two three four

Come on baby 你是多麼的美麗
你的香味 散播在熱鬧的街裡
Get up baby 你是亮眼的美女
無聊的夜 擋不住迷人的魅力

因為有你 地球才會旋轉
你讓我的心 在此刻快要爆炸
你的身影 在我心裡回盪
對你的感覺 我唱給你聽

聽著Funky 跳著芭蕾的你
聽著Funky 跳著芭蕾的你
聽著Funky 跳著芭蕾的你
聽著Funky 跳著芭蕾的你

Come on baby 你是多麼的美麗
你的香味 散播在熱鬧的街裡
Get up baby 你是亮眼的美女
無聊的夜 擋不住迷人的魅力

因為有你 地球才會旋轉
你讓我的心 在此刻快要爆炸
你的身影 在我心裡回盪
對你的感覺 我唱給你聽

聽著Funky 跳著芭蕾的你 (x4)

搖擺妳的屁股 move your body (x4)

搖擺妳的屁股 跟著教練 (x3)
搖擺妳的屁股

聽著Funky 跳著芭蕾的你 (x8)



教練樂團
芭蕾女孩
美好的一天 (2009)



2011-03-03

慢慢來





Stop and love me baby
Our days are numbered



Macy Gray / Slowly


Would it be so bad if we just stopped for a while
And enjoyed the thrills we could all be still let the world just pass us by
But it's all hurry hurry run run there's no time for this
We want more and more got to win got to score so afraid of what we'll miss


And it moves so fast
Nothing lasts
This too here will come to pass
Wanna spend my days away from all the fuss
Wanna spend them with you baby but you're in a rush

Slowly
Why can't we just take our time
Slowly
I wish that we could take our time


Yeah we're all getting older realize there's no fountain of youth
This is it came quick it's a lift it's a bitch it's your moment what you gonna do
Yeah time would you be a friend oooh bless us with the chance
To really grow up could you slow it up would you postpone the end

Cuz you move so fast
Nothing lasts
This too here will come to pass
Wanna spend my days away from all the fuss
Wanna spend them with you baby but you're in a rush

Slowly
Why can't we just take our time
Slowly
I wish that we could take our time

Cuz you move so fast
Nothing lasts
This too here will come to pass
And it flies and it rolls like the storms and the thunders
Stop and love me baby
Our days are numbered

Slowly
Why can't we just take our time
Slowly
I wish that we could take our time

Stop and love me baby
Our days are numbered
Take my time
Slow it down
Slowly



Macy Gray
Slowly
Big (2007)


2011-02-18

2011-01-16

Sex Bomb





And baby you can turn me on




Tom Jones & Mousse T. / Sex Bomb




Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot me right
I'm gonna like the way you fight

Now you found the secret code I use
to wash away my lonely blues
So I can't deny or lie cause you're
the only one to make me fly

Sexbomb Sexbomb you're a Sexbomb
You can give it to me, when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on

No don't get me wrong ain't gonna do you no harm (no)
This bomb's for lovin' and you can shoot it far
I'm your main target come and help me ignite
Love struck holding you tight

Make me explode although you know
the route to go to sex me slow
And yes, I must react to claims of those
who say that you are not all that

Sexbomb Sexbomb you're a Sexbomb
You can give it to me, when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on

You can give me more and more counting up the score
You can turn me upside down and inside out
You can make me feel the real deal
And I can give it to you any time because you're mine

Sexbomb Sexbomb you're a Sexbomb
You can give it to me, when I need to be turned on

Sexbomb Sexbomb you're my Sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on
And baby you can turn me on
And baby you can turn me on
And baby you can turn me on


Tom Jones & Mousse T.
Sex Bomb
Reload (1999)



2011-01-04

那男人




(搖)




Caro Emerald / That Man



I'm in a little bit of trouble
And I'm in real deep
From the beginning to the end
He was no more than a friend to me

The thought is makin' me hazy
I think I better sit down
Cause like the sweetest serenade
Bet he knows he's got it made with me

Twisting round on a carousel
This speeds' too much to stop
One second I'm thinkin' I'm feeling the lust
And then I feel a lot

Ooh that man is like a flame
And ooh that man plays me like a game
My only sin is I can't win
Ooh I wanna love that man
Ooh that man is on my list
And ooh that man I wanna kiss
My only sin is I can't win
Ooh I wanna love that man

Now it's like I'm on a mission
Headed everywhere
And if it takes a little long
And it feels a little wrong who cares?

My baby fits the description
And does it easily
A little Gable, some Astaire
When he dances I can hardly breathe

Someone call a doctor
Need some help to rescue me
One second I'm thinkin' I must be lost
And he keeps on findin' me

Ooh that man is like a flame
And ooh that man plays me like a game
My only sin is I can't win
Ooh I wanna love that man
Ooh that man is on my list
And ooh that man I wanna kiss
My only sin is I can't win
Ooh I wanna love that man

Pa da pip pab pa da pa
Dib e dib da pa da pa
Ba da da pip pab pa da da
Da ba dub dib dib pu du pa
Bu du dib dub dib da do to do
Dub e dub do wo do do do
Pib pab pa da tow
Du da tu da dow

Dub dub dub udu dub dow
Ooh, I'm gonna find that man
Dub du dub dub du du dub
You bet ya, I'm gonna find that man
Dub dub dub dub du
Ooh, I'm gonna find that man
Dub dub dub dub du dubu
I'm gonna find that, I'm gonna find that man, mmm

Pa da dub dub dub to to
I'm gonna find that man
(Ooh that man is like a flame
And ooh that man plays me like a game
My only sin is I can't win)
Ooh I wanna love that man
Ooh that man is on my list
And ooh that man I wanna kiss
My only sin is I can't win
Ooh I wanna love that man

Man speaking:
"Hello, I've been calling you for about two days now and I eh...
I want to see you darling, I really do, you know, because...
I think of you and eh...
All of me kind of goes a little bit crazy, so eh...
I believe it's a matter darling...
You should phone me, and we will have...
A night at the Cos Bar that neither of us will ever forget.
A beautiful evening of love, lust and paradise.
You can take it nice, call me back.
On Riverside at 4239.
Ciao ciao."


Caro Emerald
That Man
Deleted Scenes From The Cutting Room Floor (2010)